
We’re finally at camp bastion now, we moved into tents last week that will be our homes for the next 6 months, there’s 9 of us in 1 tent its not exactly the Ritz but its a lot better than some people have here in Helmand… We’ve all been looking forward to moving into our permanent accommodation so we could unpack. Personally I never thought getting my undies out of my bag and putting them on some hang up travel shelves would be so enjoyable! But after living out of a bag since the 4th of January to actually unpack everything has instantly given our tent a nice homely feel! The one major downside to our tent is the air conditioning unit is actually in the tent with us so it makes a constant racket! Most of the other tents have them outside, I’m not sure where the logic is to ours being inside! But that’s the way it is…
It took us 2 days travelling to get from Stone in the UK to Bastion… We were delayed at Brize Norton for about 6 hours… then when we flew into Kandaha we’d missed our C130 to Bastion. We ended up spending the day at Kandahar waiting for the next flights although it wasn’t a bad thing to see how the other half live, Kandahar is a massive Air Base predominantly American with a strong Brit and Multinational element as its where all the fast air fly’s from to get troops on the ground out of the shit! There’s a lot of shops there American, Dutch, British, German they all have there own areas and there own local touch, so by the Americans you’ve got Burger King, Pizza Hut, Subways etc…
A couple of hours before we were scheduled to fly out Kandahar the camp came under rocket attack, there were about 4 rockets fired into the camp. I was sat on the loo taking in the graffiti that always ends up on the cubicle walls and doors on operations, blokes get board whilst doing there business, whip out a pen and fight cap badge battles, they normally go along the lines of a witty one liner about a particular regiment or maybe a sketch of some sort. The marines and paras are popular recipients but then the RAF Reg are frequently up there too! Some one replies and it eventually reduces to some one going in a few days later from the regiment in question replying calling them a Nob or something similar… it just goes on and on… but gives you something to read whilst you do your thing.
Anyhow back to the rockets… I was reading a story about An American marine on the toilet wall then all of a sudden I heard that Boom! The noise I recognise so well from the rockets and mortars we used to get into Basra on a weekly basis. I wasn’t flapping, I new the drill, pulled up my kegs and made my way over to the tent to get my body armour and helmet as that was closest, after all I new they never hit anything so there’s nothing to worry about, or so I thought… As I made my way back I heard a “crumph crumph” as 2 more launched, I quickened my pace excepting to hear them roar over head but heard nothing, nothing flying over head and no Boom as they hit home…
they must have been blinds, a blind is a rocket or mortar that goes up, comes down and no boom just hides it self in the ground unexploded… As I got to the tent everyone had already made there way to the concrete shelter outside so I grabbed my body armour and helmet and joined them all hidden away under the concrete. There was a lot of noise from sirens, blue lights flying about and smoke coming up from behind our shelter about 500m away in another camp, fire engines and ambulances were there and sadly it turns out 1 person was killed and about 4 injured, all when I heard that 1st Boom! They weren’t British I think they were Americans from what I was told on the rumour mill. It’s very rare anything gets hit but sadly it seems they were out of luck that evening.
We finally flew to Bastion on a C130 landing very early hours, we got ferried to temporary accommodation and boy were we glad it was temporary, imagine a small hanger with about 200 beds in all full, everyone had a bergan and black holdall so there was no floor space by the beds, the beds were shoulder to shoulder, it was mayhem! We were only there for a couple of days while we had some briefs and a day on the ranges to Zero our weapons. After that we moved onto yet more temporary accommodation… we then spent the next few days going over more range work, the ranges we fire on are just outside the camp so there is a very real threat as your outside the security of the camp, there’s always protection and sentries put out. As we move around the ranges you can see lots of locals wondering about but they’re kept at a distance for general security and the suicide threat. Although we are out in the middle of the desert here and they walk miles to the camp as there’s always stuff left they can use even the wire mesh of the Hesco blast walls get pillaged. Some times they can get some water or food from the troops too. So there are incentives for them to take a walk up here. There main earner though is the brass, empty cases from fired bullets, we always collect the brass after a shoot as we have too hand it all in but there’s always some left and they swoop in a scavenge the lot!
The problem with locals scavenging is all the mines and unexploded bombs every where but when you think about it logically, they were born and raised with mines and UXO (unexploded bombs) all over the place so dodging the red mist is normal, so normal in fact they will just pick it up and move it… Whilst on the ranges I was waiting to fire, sat chilling under the Cam net, we had sentries out and vehicles patrolling. All a sudden from behind the sand berm there was the ominous BOOM! A mortar or grenade… Everyone one jumped up but there was no follow up from any enemy or our sentries, then the sentries started shouting some one to stop! Which meant some one was approaching our position but we couldn’t see for the sand berms round the ranges and the sentries were pushed out a couple of hundred meters… Some one else ran up from the sentry position telling the head sheds to get on the net asking for a Medic. It turned out the sentry had got eyes on 4 people 2 kids 2 adults wondering around about 500m out, the kids looked like they were throwing some thing around and that something turned out to be a mortar or grenade which went off, luckily just Fraging one of the kids I say luckily as if it had gone of when he was holding it which we first thought had happened this would be a different story! As soon as it went off they new they could get medical help from u as all Afghans do, so they came straight for us and the sentry had quite rightly stopped them in the distance even with the obviously injured and bleeding child as they were still a threat to us until the sentry was certain they weren’t armed or strapped with explosives to try and take us all out with. After carrying out the correct procedures to make sure they are not a threat, they were brought in and a medic called out to the boy, he was about 13 and had blast injuries but nowhere near as bad as they could have been…
The same day I was out on sentry while we closed down the ranges before moving out, this is when all the locals know they at any moment will be able to pounce and collect what brass is still left hidden in the sand, although they still can’t come near until we have left so my job as sentry is to keep them at a safe distance. The last major suicide attack causing the most fatality’s to UK troops was a 13 year old boy with a wheel barrow stuffed full of explosives, we all know the threat has no marker, they don’t walk around with a badge saying Suicide Bomber and they come in all shapes, sizes, ages etc. So it makes the reality of detecting suicide bombers even harder. After the commotion with the young lad blowing himself up, the quote of the day seemed to be “watch out there’s exploding kids out there!” Again an example of the dark humour that is needed in the Army, especially in this environment if we took everything we see seriously we’d all need psychiatric treatment before we got going! But that did make me think, yep we’re in Afghanistan and the threat is there, that my have just been UXO the kid picked up but its one more thing from Afghan we get told about but that’s actually real, we’re here and everything else is going to be real as well… On sentry I was scanning the horizon, there were a couple of men about 150m out sat on there haunches, they’d approached me previously and I’d stopped them where they were, they new what to do as all the locals have been getting the same orders from Multi National forces for the last 6 years, they will wait there till we’d gone and they could attack the Brass. All of a sudden about 200m out I saw to young kids running at full pelt towards us with a wheelbarrow, in the space of about 1 second a thousand things went through my head, they couldn’t be a threat they’re kids coming for the brass, this is real we’re in Afghanistan and there is a threat, kids have been used as suicide bombers, what if they don’t stop I’ll have to fire a warning shot, if they don’t stop I’ll have to brass them up (shoot them) they’re only kids, my heart jumped up a few gears and the second to think was over, one of the men sat a couple of hundred meters out had spotted them too and new I’d seen them, I made ready straight away (cocked the weapon so a round is ready to fire as soon as the safety is taken off) if they didn’t stop and I had to fire a warning shot a valuable second and a good 20 – 30m of distance would be covered by the wheelbarrow if I had to cock the weapon before I fired, I shouted “dresh” (Stop in Afghan spelling may be incorrect) the boys saw me and stopped running but still continued to walk, I shouted it again, thinking how close should I let them come before I fire, they continued to walk towards us, I had my weapon in my shoulder and my heart was raising, then the Afghan male who was watching new exactly what I was thinking so he started shouting to the boys who stopped walking and left the wheel barrow where it was….
We’ve started the patrols now in the area around Bastion… In the last 6 days I’ve lost track of the days totally we’ve been out constantly. I went out for 12hrs through the night got back in at breakfast and went straight out till after lunch, another day we went out at 7.30 am and got back in at 4am… and lots of other long patrols over the days as well ranging from 10 – 20hours… its been interesting and tiring and a sign of the next 6 months to come! So I’m strapped in and ready for the ride!

Patrols has got us out and about, we’ve seen and spoke to the locals. Had a good look at all the compounds in and around the area we patrol and of course seen some of the poppy fields that yield the West’s Heroin supply… Out the south east of Bastion is a river of Poo… the contents of our toilets and considering there are thousands of people here that’s allot of shit! Some Opium farmers have set up their fields along this river as it provides great fertilizer for there poppies… A couple of things that make me chuckle about that, we’re trying to stop the farming of poppies and we’ve inadvertently provided a great piece of land for lots of poppies to grow and second is the poppies that are farmed here and hit the streets in the UK are grown with our shit, so they are not only injecting heroin but our Poo too!